Steve
Bermingham, who not only got himself injured but also managed to score for the first time this century, against Tetbury in
November, as he attempted to avoid retaining the trophy won last year, fails to hide his delight as he hands over the "Couldn't
Score in a Brothel" award to John Moss, who played for the club 31 times during the course of the 2008-09 season without once
getting anywhere near to scoring.